Dorph

What is Dorph?


1.

someone who thinks they are cool but everybody hates them

look at brett gambrell...

what a dorph

2.

A massive annoying pain in the ass. With any of the following attributes;

-Chews loud

-Massive hips

-Two faced

-Irrationally rude and pleased about it

-Droopy Faced

-Smart in school, otherwise stupidest person you'll ever meet

-Makes you want to like... do unmentionable things to babies

-Begs to hear what you're talking about, doesn't listen, then begs to hear what you said

-Or just pretends not to hear things

-Ugly as hell

-Extremely judgmental of other peoples looks ( though ugly )

-Hypocritical

-Talks worse about her bestfriends than her enemies

-Emotional Wreck

- All around horrible friend and horrible person and horrible to look at

"Hey, could you throw this in the garbage with your stuff?"

"No. :)"

"Wtf, why?"

* goes throws her stuff in garbage and pretends not to hear *

"Fucking Dorph"

"...So I said 'no, she was wearing pink' and he was like-"

"Hmm? What are you talking about?"

"Oh ahah nothing, I was just talking to-"

"I know but what were you talking about, who was wearing pink?"

"Oh, it was nothing."

"No, tell me."

"Ughhh, god. I think Amanda was wearing pink at the party but Sharon thinks her dress was more of a red. Happy?"

"Wait what? Sorry, I wasn't listening. Say it again."

"You're such a Dorph."

"Huh? What?"

See dorf, bitch, backstabber, horrible


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