What is Dorque?
1.
A self-aware dork.
My second clue that Archibald was a dorque was a look of satisfaction upon donning the newly-purchased "DORQUE" t-shirt that I had not seen since he first successfully installed Virtualbox on his Linux laptop. It goes without saying that the first clue was the "DORQUE" t-shirt he just bought from CafePress.
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2.
alternative spelling of
Thou art a royal Dorque.
3.
a person who eats of its mothers chest, while sucker her nipples
Joe Chugg does this very often