Dorrance

What is Dorrance?


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an Irish/German dude who drinks too much and despite losing limb functionality after approximately 14 drinks and occasional bed wetting is still extremely handsome and worth the $505 flight to visit him abroad

"Everything was going good until we bought that last round. The walk home was horrible...he got all dorranced out on me."

Megan: Did you see that hot guy over by the bar?

Gina: The one that can't even walk?

Megan: Yeah but I bet he's a total dorrance!!"

See drunkard, hottie, sexy, sloppy, wasted


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