What is Dorset Cereal?
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The ultimate laxative of all cereals, even more so than
Results in a turd reminiscent of a never ending chocolate fountain
*knocks on bathroom door*
Colin: what's taking you so long?
Gareth: sorry, i had too much dorset cereal for breakfast yesterday and im like a chocolate fountain!
Colin: You fool
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Is where you poo just one poo and thats the end! Quicky and easy, minimal fuss.
Dan: What did u do last night?
Sam: Well i was watchin..
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to fry bacon naked
swedes love to schnurpulate..