Dorset Cereal

What is Dorset Cereal?


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The ultimate laxative of all cereals, even more so than weetabix

Results in a turd reminiscent of a never ending chocolate fountain

*knocks on bathroom door*

Colin: what's taking you so long?

Gareth: sorry, i had too much dorset cereal for breakfast yesterday and im like a chocolate fountain!

Colin: You fool

See dorset, cereal, breakfast, chocolate fountain, turd


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