What is Dortle?
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The promiscuous offspring of a dog and a turtle; a mystery to scientists, this creature's sex is irresistible to all species; it prefers to procreate in the "doggy-style" position; sometimes mistaken for armadillos
Dortles are horny little fuckers which enjoy screwing like dogs.
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To gas up your ride and leave without paying. Like dine and dash but gas and go.
Scott and Sam went to get some gas and when they push..
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One of President Barack Obama's favorite phrases. He uses it to indicate that people should be careful not to classify all events ..
