What is Dortle?
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The promiscuous offspring of a dog and a turtle; a mystery to scientists, this creature's sex is irresistible to all species; it prefers to procreate in the "doggy-style" position; sometimes mistaken for armadillos
Dortles are horny little fuckers which enjoy screwing like dogs.
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When a girl is giving a man a blow job and resist to let him cum in her mouth.He quickly smacks her across the face with a burnt salmon ..
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to masturbate one's self in private
Yeah, i'm just off to have myself a quick intimate rest
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To have a wank.
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a term used to describe an intent to measure something by way of statistics
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