What is Dortle?
1.
The promiscuous offspring of a dog and a turtle; a mystery to scientists, this creature's sex is irresistible to all species; it prefers to procreate in the "doggy-style" position; sometimes mistaken for armadillos
Dortles are horny little fuckers which enjoy screwing like dogs.
See
Random Words:
1.
A sex game. great at parties.
Wat u need:
1 mars bar(fun size will do) sum girls, sum guys.
Wat u do:
Get da mars bar and put it up ..
1.
Boobs with huge nippies.
That chick has olive boobs. I'd put those in my martini.
See boobs, nipples, olives, alcohol, martini..