Dortle

What is Dortle?


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The promiscuous offspring of a dog and a turtle; a mystery to scientists, this creature's sex is irresistible to all species; it prefers to procreate in the "doggy-style" position; sometimes mistaken for armadillos

Dortles are horny little fuckers which enjoy screwing like dogs.

See turtle, dog, dortle, durtle, armadillo


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