What is Dorts?
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1) dick shorts...2)swimming shorts that mold to your dick when you get out of a pool, lake, etc...
"I really don't want to get in the pool with all these people around. I think these shorts are dorts.
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2.
a nickname for doritos
man, those cool ranch dorts left nacho cheese jizz on my fingers
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