What is Dostav?
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Refers to a dude that is confusing other people, but he is confusing to himself even more.
A guy whose name sounds Russian, looks Indian, but is neither. He also gets a lot of chicks but doesn't get laid. And for every one of those he is sure she is "The One".
"Maan, I'm in love. I think she's the One."
"Dude, that's the fifth time you found your soulmate this month. You're such a Dostav!"
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feces, fecal matter, poop, shit, shite ,brown stuff that falls from your bung.
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