Dot Cotton Edit Meaning

1.

Eastenders sexiest female character

"Lend us a fiver grandad, i'm gonna nip to the minute mart and buy dot cotton a pack of 10"

See graceface

2.

To begin to defecate whilst still wearing ones underwear.To leave a tell-tale mark in ones pants

If I dont get to the shithouse soon I'm gonna Dot Cotton.

3.

Dot Cottons Mouth

The Gary Glitter, the nick, the tradesmans, the anus, the nipsy

"Yeeeeoooooouch" howled Tarquin as the saddle came off his bike as he sat down.

"That bloody metal pole stabbed me right in Dot Cottons Mouth!"

See arse, anus, bum, ringpiece, ballon knot

4.

To sit in a hot tub or bath for a long time so you hands go wrinkly, then you masturbate with one of your wrinkly hands.

I'm just off for a Dot Cotton or I'll give you a Dot Cotton

See wank, toss off, tommy tank, spank the monkey, bash the bishop

5.

A cigarette smoked down an inch or more, but with all of the ash still intact, as smoked by character Dot Cotton in British soap, Eastenders.

A cigarette, thus smoked, is a "Dot Cotton".

See cigarette, tab, fag, eastenders, smoke

6.

Manx rhyming slang for rotton. A female with an unattractive, repulsive appearance.

That bird you pulled last night was dot cotton!

See dot, cotton, female, bird, unattractive