Dotard

What is Dotard?


1.

When you are in the midst of your "dotage" meaning that you are in the midst of your mental decline. i.e. you're in the process of becoming a fucking idiot.

Hey Cara, have you noticed that Piper is becoming a bit of a dotard since he starting doing all that meth?

See dotard, dotage, piper, dog, cat, house, the, and, butthole, anal leakage, dumb ass, republican, fucker, cum bubbler

2.

Somebody who is hopelessly addicted to the Warcraft map, DoTA

DotArd: lo0l, lieK do YoU waNT tO iS paLy dOOta wid MeH??/

Normal Guy: Go away, DotArd.

See dota, retard

3.

A wild mammal roaming the halls of East Chapel Hill High School. the dotard is said to be extremely dangerous up close. if you make sudden movements he/she may begin to run at you. once a dotard begins running he DOES NOT STOP RUNNING! it is also useful to know that dotards (known for their rounded physicality) will roll if pushed... this caused the origin of the much loved sport of "dotard pushing" usually executed between class periods. dotards generally wear noticeable amounts of red.(pronounced Dough-tard)

the wild dotard, having much trouble attracting a mate, is approaching extinction.

See bafoon, idiot, impotent, incompetent

4.

A Simpleton. Idiot.

Dont Do That You Dotard!

5.

a dumb retard

Jenna Berkenkamp is a dotard.

See dotard, jenna, dumb, retard

6.

nagging, whinning repeating

John is being a dotard today

See tards, turds, lamy, assholes

7.

An idiot, simpleton president who can't take his eyes off the teleprompter.

George "Dubya" Bush


39

Random Words:

1. The act of juicing a lemon with an erect penus. After Mike was done lemon-poking, he opened a lemonade stand. See lemon, juicing, poki..
1. A Don Kingism. A superlative combining the words "Fab"ulous and Fan"ta"stic and Deli"cious". Don King: ..
1. to crush; subdue, to quiet; allay 2. Quiet and Well. It is a mix of the two words. -I banged my head on the brick wall and I don&apos..