Dotting Cotton

What is Dotting Cotton?


1.

when you have to take a shit so bad that the terd is touching your underwear

I had to take a shit so bad that, before I got to the toilet I was dotting cotton.

See prairie dogging, turtle head


1

Random Words:

1. Bastard bastard bastard bastard! Bumsex? Yes please I'd love some!..
1. A ridiculously over advertised diet pill that states at the bottom of the screen you lose 3.86 lbs in 8 weeks. Complete waste of money ..
1. The spelling bee champion of his 1st grade class above me neglected to correctly spell "acquired", so it seems all of you who ..