What is Double Clicking The Mouse?


1.

female masturbation; tuning the piano; the dreaded finger diddle; playing the clitar

As I walk in the bedroom, to my complete surprise, my girlfriend was double clicking the mouse.

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2.

knee-jerk reaction by anyone with an I.Q. under 80 when they stumble upon anything that only needs to be clicked once.

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3.

male masturbation, Saluting the General (former US Surgeon Gen. Dr. Jocelyn Elders), Rubbing Buddhas tummy, Making a Deposit, Exercising a right to Privacy, Stretching the Truth

After a vigorous workout the middle aged lad looked forward with anticipation to some extra special quiet time double clicking the mouse

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