What is Double Contraction?
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A unique weapon of grammar combining words in a fashion similar to a contraction, but with three words and two apostrophes instead of two and one, respectively. Usually used by people who are too important to speak with any normal regard for english.
"I wouldn't've used a double contraction."
"I'd've told you about double contractions, but I would have had to kill you."
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to be constipated when on vacation.
"Dude - after a week of Vegas buffets, I cant belive that you still have vacastipation!"
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These 2 words can be used at anytime, and infact do not have a proper definition the point is to confuse.
If you radomly say these word..
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A girl which masturbrates with a cell phone's vibartor function
Kayla:I think Kristy phone-a-brates.
Alex:What makes you say that..
