What is Double Driving?
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When two semi intoxicated people combine their sober abilities to create one capable minded driver.
Possible scenarios:
-one half asleep, one buzzed driver
-two buzzed drivers
-a goat and a stripper
"Dude, I'm fuckin wasted!"
"Dude, I'm asleep!"
"Perfect, let's just double drive this bitch home."
"I dont remember driving home last night..."
"Good thing we were double driving!"
"Whaddya mean?"
"You were asleep but manning the pedals, and I was fucking a goat but kept one hand on the wheel! Also, too much patrone."
"Bitchin!"
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Random Words:
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An expression that gently informs the listener that their company or commentary is not appreciated.
See also: fuck off and die
You: Hi..
