Double Flush By Proxy

What is Double Flush By Proxy?

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Having to flush twice because of somebody else's sticky turd refusing to evacuate the bowl

I immediately followed her in to the toilet hoping to enjoy a warmed seat. However, she had left a floater behind. I was turtle-necking and the bomb doors were almost open so I quickly fired one out on to hers.

After flushing once all of mine had retreated down the pipe but her stubborn floater still remained so I had to double flush by proxy

See poo, double, flush, bomb, doors, open, turtle, neck

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