What is Double Guff?
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To break wind silently at the exact same time as the person you are nearest to thus creating a more putrid stink to which either party could be held responsible.
whilst sitting in a crowded church Sid let one go and on realising the gravity of the stench frantically hoped to have double guffed with his pew neighbour Maggie thus creating confusion over who laid it
or
Ged 'That stinks innit! yeah man that was mine'
Tezza 'nah bruv I laid that innit'
Pat 'yo dudes yo just double guffed buthzing man buthzing!'
Random Words:
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When you get your rocks off to the sound of other people getting their rocks off, you're doing a Barney.
When you use unusual obje..
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being scared or rubber items such as rubber bands, balloons, CONDOMS!
yeah she has rubbaphobia so we have unprotected sex all the time..
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A verb in German used to pick up cheap prostitutes.
I'm gonna grab some pony huttchen.
Ich hutche meine Pony.
See whore, skank, ..
