What is Double Guff?
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To break wind silently at the exact same time as the person you are nearest to thus creating a more putrid stink to which either party could be held responsible.
whilst sitting in a crowded church Sid let one go and on realising the gravity of the stench frantically hoped to have double guffed with his pew neighbour Maggie thus creating confusion over who laid it
or
Ged 'That stinks innit! yeah man that was mine'
Tezza 'nah bruv I laid that innit'
Pat 'yo dudes yo just double guffed buthzing man buthzing!'
Random Words:
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The act of going to the bathroom to take a no.2. Also known as taking a dump, taking a shit, drop a deuce etc.
Bill: Sorry I was late..
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To dig so much that you wanna eat sticks.(Or when somethibng cool happens in ur favor and you just blurt out Ya diggum sticks!!!!)
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