What is Double Guff?
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To break wind silently at the exact same time as the person you are nearest to thus creating a more putrid stink to which either party could be held responsible.
whilst sitting in a crowded church Sid let one go and on realising the gravity of the stench frantically hoped to have double guffed with his pew neighbour Maggie thus creating confusion over who laid it
or
Ged 'That stinks innit! yeah man that was mine'
Tezza 'nah bruv I laid that innit'
Pat 'yo dudes yo just double guffed buthzing man buthzing!'
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To give or receive oral sex within the confines of a jail or prison.
I heard the matron over at the jail was giving some short-timer in..
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Missouri county south of St. Louis.
Also known as Jeff County, Jeffco and MethCounty
-I'm going to Arnold
-That's Jeff Coun..