What is Double Guff?
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To break wind silently at the exact same time as the person you are nearest to thus creating a more putrid stink to which either party could be held responsible.
whilst sitting in a crowded church Sid let one go and on realising the gravity of the stench frantically hoped to have double guffed with his pew neighbour Maggie thus creating confusion over who laid it
or
Ged 'That stinks innit! yeah man that was mine'
Tezza 'nah bruv I laid that innit'
Pat 'yo dudes yo just double guffed buthzing man buthzing!'
Random Words:
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1) a person who doesn't really have all his/her marbles, 2) s/he is kinda weird, 3)comes up with the craziest ideas, 4) see loco
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jizziotherapy (n). A three minute
one-handed massage that relieves
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An archaic unit of measurement. a metric shitloadis equal to 2.227 Imperial Shitloads
I have an imperial shitload of work to do..
