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all it is is a huge lamp that you shine on things
My brother was working on his dirt bike at night and asked me to go get his redneck s..
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Putting together the words, "I didn't even eat yet"
"What time did you eat dinner?"
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Crotchless panties allowing free access to the holiest of holies.
I bought Doris some penetration panties for Valentines Day. The old s..