Double Jointed Ass

What is Double Jointed Ass?

The gift or ability of being able to produce powerful farts on demand.

It stung their nose and it burnt their eyes and it even scorched the grass, and I twigged right then and there "He's got a double jointed ass."

Fricker Sticker

1. When you jizz on a girl and it dries, and in the morning they have to peel it off like a sticker. Last night I totally gave my girlfrie..

Not Having Any

1. refusing to accept, rejecting I was not having any of her rumors that I was lying to them. See don't go there, not having any, po..

Umfomfort

1. A wonderful pastry of fruit-filled delight, as invented by the pagans. "Mmmm... nice batch of umfomforts, pags!"..

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