Double Jointed Ass

What is Double Jointed Ass?

The gift or ability of being able to produce powerful farts on demand.

It stung their nose and it burnt their eyes and it even scorched the grass, and I twigged right then and there "He's got a double jointed ass."

W.a.g

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Pork Scotch Tea Towel

1. A filthy article that has never been washed but which Pork Scotch uses to dry dishes. Normal people don't go near it apart from whe..

Pulled An Ozmo

1. To pull an Ozmo is to not wear a rubber and then not pull out. I was with this girl last night and i pulled an ozmo, funny thing is im ..

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