Double Jointed Ass

What is Double Jointed Ass?

The gift or ability of being able to produce powerful farts on demand.

It stung their nose and it burnt their eyes and it even scorched the grass, and I twigged right then and there "He's got a double jointed ass."

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Boofie

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