Double Jointed Ass

What is Double Jointed Ass?

The gift or ability of being able to produce powerful farts on demand.

It stung their nose and it burnt their eyes and it even scorched the grass, and I twigged right then and there "He's got a double jointed ass."

As Pissed As A Newt

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Teentawints

1. it is an alternative to the female genitals. usually called the vgina, pussy, cookie, etc... it should be used in the presence of childr..

Moralis

1. The terminal portion of the large intestine, extending from the sigmoid colon to the anal canal. your rectum kick you right in moralis..

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