Double Jointed Ass

What is Double Jointed Ass?

The gift or ability of being able to produce powerful farts on demand.

It stung their nose and it burnt their eyes and it even scorched the grass, and I twigged right then and there "He's got a double jointed ass."

Zoppity

1. a party with no ladies. This is a killer party but is a little zoppity. See zoppity, party..

Fiereiry

1. A zest of zeal for something like life or love. I've got a fiereiry burning in my pants after using the bathroom in Chester...

Alaskian Iceberg

1. First take a dump and freeze it. The next time your having sex with a really drunk girl go get the frozen turd and use that on her Dude..

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