Double Lap Leaner

What is Double Lap Leaner?

When you have a turd so big you bend over twice to push it out. This will result in a Two Pound Butt Splasher.

"I ate so much cheese it gave me a double lap leaner."

See big turd, shit, turtle head, poop

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