What is Double Log Jam?
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The act of having two poops stuck in the toilet and both are fighting to get through the drain (with neither of them winning). Very similar to a singular
"Dude you are never going to believe this - the other day i was taking a shit and my worst nightmare came true...i looked down and saw a double log jam; not just one stuck turd, but TWO! I panicked...i didn't know what to do so i called left it there for the next guy."
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