Double Torpedo

What is Double Torpedo?


1.

The act of two people simultaneously dropping loads into a toilet. The initiator, or the first mate as they are known, sits at the rear of the toilet seat spreading their legs as wide apart as possible. The second participant, or deck hand as they are known, squats over the top allowing both members of the Double Torpedo to “dump” at the same time. Extreme care must be taken when performing this bathroom stunt, accidents are common.

First mate: "Dude I really need to shit"

Deck Hand: "Me too man"

First mate: "Hows this going to work with only one toilet?"

Deck Hand: "Double Torpedo"

First Mate: "Best idea you've ever had"

See toilet, shit, bathroom, dumping, dump, turd


39

Random Words:

1. Great place where people chat and meet 'n shit You gonna go to w0ne I've just got of w0ne TriX kicks ass on w0ne Fuck that..
1. Acronym for the line, "Insert Favorite Expletive Here." Used in place of the usual swear words. *stubs toe* Oh, ifeh, who put..
1. Usually a moron woman that marries a moron man with PHD in heating and cooling that have a son that can't talk until he's 7 ye..