What is Double-alaskan-semi-cockadoodle-doo-rainstorm?
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The extreme & bizarre sexual act, where your girlfriend takes a good mouthful, and implodes, spraying semen-like dandruff everywhere. She then pulls on her nipples, and ties a noose and your neck with them, virtually hanging you. She them pulls her legs around your neck, reviving you. She then wrenches her thighs back, exploding pubic hair up your nostril. She then leans back and ends the whole thing off by making a limmerick about Amanda Vanstone and a giant lemon. If you haven't reached some form of orgasm by now, you're impotent.
"Jesus-pleesus!"
"Yeah, that's what they all say."
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a person whose children have grown up and left
Don't mind her. She's an empty-nester.
See boomerang, empty nester..
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The nonstandard vernacular of English written by the youth of today, in a society where text and instant messaging is prevalent. Portman..
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Excuse to not constitute in sexual behaviour.
Phrase commonly used to avoid having relations with busted boys.
Man:"Nice shoes, w..
