What is Double-click Your Own Mouse?
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the act of being a female and masturbating using your hand
Kelly: "So how was Jimmy last night? Did he beat that up...I mean did he hit it?"
Sara: "Almost, but he pulled a
Rafael Palmeiro and couldn't get it up. So I went in the bathroom and double-clicked my own mouse."
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A turd, that once dispatched has enough velocity to circumvent the U-Bend at the base of the toilet.
I knew I was shitting bricks, I lo..