What is Double-click Your Own Mouse?


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the act of being a female and masturbating using your hand

Kelly: "So how was Jimmy last night? Did he beat that up...I mean did he hit it?"

Sara: "Almost, but he pulled a Rafael Palmeiroand couldn't get it up. So I went in the bathroom and double-clicked my own mouse."

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