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When you beat a man in the face w/ an iron skillet so hard that it looks like he did the hundred-yard-dash in a 90-yard gym.
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A hiccup, cough, sneeze, and vomit all in one.
The most amazing and mind-blowing thing. EVER.
Did you just hiccoughosnomit? Holy shit!..