What is Douce Bag?
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A mega tool; typically a guy that thinks he's cool, thinks everyone else thinks he's cool, but clearly is not. Synonym:
Ryan Seacrest - American Idol MC
2.
One who is an
Gary was a real douce bag to me after our break-up.
3.
A douche is like a toothbrush after you have sex. A girl uses it to clean themselves out. A douchebag is what all the crap goes into.
Man, my girlfriend decided she had to use a douche after we had sex!
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To have sex with a tumescently corpulent Bar hag.
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Tears dispenced by the eyes of an obese person.
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The secret hand shake used by the Zombrees to locate a fellow Zombree around in the immediate area. No one knows exactly how to do the Z..
