Douce Bag

What is Douce Bag?


1.

A mega tool; typically a guy that thinks he's cool, thinks everyone else thinks he's cool, but clearly is not. Synonym: tool box

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2.

One who is an asshat, or in more common terminology, an asshole. Just a synonym for jerk. Refers to a bag that one puts ones douce (for post-sex cleanup) in.

Gary was a real douce bag to me after our break-up.

3.

A douche is like a toothbrush after you have sex. A girl uses it to clean themselves out. A douchebag is what all the crap goes into.

Man, my girlfriend decided she had to use a douche after we had sex!

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