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An exciting escapade involving jizz.
Last night was a right jizzcapade..
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When you have to hide a boner so you flip your dick up under your waist line to suffocate it. Most convenient when wearing loose athleti..
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Similar to the ass pirate, the queer buccaneer pillages asses on all bodies of water, particularly enjoying the sweet sweet tang of a sw..