What is Douch?
1.
A feminine product that is placed in the vagina to cleanse after sex. Has recently been thought NOT to be good for a woman's health.
After a long night of sex Alice douched to make sure she wouldn't smell in the morning.
2.
a vaginal cleaning device that makes for a funny thing to call another person
"look at what he is wearing... what a douch"
3.
A female product inserted into the vagina to ensure it will become clean. Another way this is used is to insult other people who you think are stupid, ignorant, or moronic etc...
Your such a douch you fucking moron
stop being a douch
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4.
The way
props to the one guy who correctly people from saying dush
If you spell it douch, you are a real
douchebag
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5.
A prefix for the word bag. Kelly Osbourne uses ot alot.
Shut up you douch-bag!
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6.
an expression used whn an object forcfully comes into contact with another, or a bad turn of events
also see "douchbabba"
to cars are speeding towards eachother
....."DOUCHE"
more homework? thats a douche!
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7.
an ignorant selfish person
look at that douch who pulled out in front of me and almost cut me off
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