Douch Canoe

What is Douch Canoe?

Possibly the largest form of douchness. When someone is being so shady that the common douch bag is unable to resolve.

What's Berts problem? I asked for supplies out of the warehouse but he is being such a douch canoe that he told me to fuck off.

See douch, canoe, shady, shallow, douch bag

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