What is Douch Canoe?
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Possibly the largest form of douchness. When someone is being so shady that the common douch bag is unable to resolve.
What's Berts problem? I asked for supplies out of the warehouse but he is being such a douch canoe that he told me to fuck off.
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Being someone's secret lover.
I saw Jack sneak into Sally's house last night, he's her undercover lover.
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