Douchalouge

What is Douchalouge?


1.

The dialouge between two douche bags. Often involving jock and/or players.

Natrual Habbitat: Parties, Sporting events, clubs, group lunches, general public.

Mating Call: Dude. ( works for both sexes.)

How to spot them in the wild: listen for excessive use of profanity, "dude"s, the distinct scent of axe and/or tag

you've veen warned

this is an example of a douchalouge in progress.

dude1: remember thet chick you were tellin' me about.

dude2: ya, the one with the weird mole on her ass?

dude1: ya dude thats her, well i did her last night just to see if it really looks like the apple logo. dude!

dude2: see i told ya dude.

See asshole, douche, jerk, guy, fag

2.

The dialouge between two douche bags. Often involving jock and/or players.

Natrual Habbitat: Parties, Sporting events, clubs, group lunches, general public.

Mating Call: Dude. ( works for both sexes.)

How to spot them in the wild: listen for excessive use of profanity, "dude"s, the distinct scent of axe and/or tag

you've veen warned

douchalouge:

dude1: remember thet chick you were tellin' me about.

dude2: ya, the one with the weird mole on her ass?

dude1: ya dude thats her, well i did her last night just to see if it really looks like the apple logo. dude!

dude2: see i told ya dude.

See dude, douche, douchbag, asshole, tool, fag, player, dick, jerk


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