Douchbaganese

What is Douchbaganese?

The act of speaking in a manner that represents a douchebag.

Douchebag - "Hey friend, check out my new 325i, hold on got take this call on my bluetooth."

Friend - "Sorry "friend" I don't speak douchbaganese."

See douchbag, douchbaggery, bluetooth, bmw, popped collar

Settle Your Shit

1. to calm down "hey fuck you" "settle your shit" See settle, calm, shit, fuck, you..

Zerns

1. a more severe word for being "constapated" and having to shit excessively that mexican restaurant gave me the zerns. (Rub yo..

Legalish

1. 1. in "legal" terms 2. to be written or portrayed in a confusing, articulate, or complicated manner "That contract was w..

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