Douchbaganese

What is Douchbaganese?

The act of speaking in a manner that represents a douchebag.

Douchebag - "Hey friend, check out my new 325i, hold on got take this call on my bluetooth."

Friend - "Sorry "friend" I don't speak douchbaganese."

See douchbag, douchbaggery, bluetooth, bmw, popped collar

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