What is Douchbagistan?
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A wannabe golf course that is really nothing more than a goat pasture that is run by snobs that think they know everything and have inside information about everything but can not disclose what it is they know.
I played golf at Douchbagistan today and Nick, the Mayor of Douchbagistan washed my balls for me. A golf course in Kentucky where the assistant ball washer is known as Mayor Nick, the Mayor of Douchebagistan. He knows something very interesting but he can not tell you what it is.
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The stuff that sticks to your feet and in between your toes after removing your socks.
Jeff just took off his socks and got lizard chee..
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a while after you eat spicy foods (i.e. hot wings), you shit and it burns out your asshole, leaving a ring that burns for hours after
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