Douchbagistan

What is Douchbagistan?


1.

A wannabe golf course that is really nothing more than a goat pasture that is run by snobs that think they know everything and have inside information about everything but can not disclose what it is they know.

I played golf at Douchbagistan today and Nick, the Mayor of Douchbagistan washed my balls for me. A golf course in Kentucky where the assistant ball washer is known as Mayor Nick, the Mayor of Douchebagistan. He knows something very interesting but he can not tell you what it is.

See hillbilly golf, shit hole


3

Random Words:

1. when you wake up in the morning after a night of fucking and you go to piss and the jizz has crusted over the head of your cock resultin..
1. something so fantastic that it has you on the edge of your seat. The new Daniel show was edgeoftheseattastic! See brilliant, fantastic..
1. worst band ever, full of cockmongers. i compare them to a big pile of shit. because they suck. commonly referred to as the "raging ..