Douchcanoe

What is Douchcanoe?

Someone who is so much of a douchebag that the pressure built up inside of them releases. Spewing from the mouth, in a thread of molten douche.

Dont be a lard slop DOUCHECANOE.

Everyone hates you because you are a douchcanoe.

See douche, volcano, spew, molten, thread, slop

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