Douche Alert

What is Douche Alert?

When a douche bag aka dousch bag is approaching yourself and others and you must warn them before the douche gets close enough.

Where is Drew? Oh he's in the dishroom where he belongs. Here he comes, Douche alert!!! Douche alert!!!

See douche bag, dousch bag, douchaholic, ginger

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