What is Douche Badge?
1.
Any collection of bro-esque bumper stickers compiled on the back of any lifted truck. (I.E. Famous, Fox Racing, Liquid Force, Calvin peeing on rival truck company, Monster Energy, Skin, SRH)
"Yo brody! I just got this dope ass F-350, all murdered out and shit, with a phatty Affliction decal on the back window!"
"Nice man, but I think you ruined it with that douche badge on the back."
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2.
Any visible accessory (t-shirt, tat, jewelry, bumper sticker, etc) that would clearly indicate that a guy is a
girl1: "I can't believe that guy asked me out and then hooked up with my roommate the same day."
girl2: "Why not? You didn't notice the naked tat of his ex on his forearm? I saw that douche badge a mile away."
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3.
A badge awarded to anyone who displays flagrant stupidity. Historically it has a picture of Mark Allen, a real fag, on it but that's not always true. The application of this badge can be slapped on the forehead, taped on their back, or stapled to the door to their room. The classic way to apply one is to apply glue to the back of it, point over the suspect's shoulder and say, "look its a squirrel." When they look apply it with a swift smack to the cheek to make sure it sticks.
Crashing two different cars, none of them yours, certainly deserves a Douche Badge.
