Douche Bag Mikey

What is Douche Bag Mikey?

1. An overprotective man who thinks the world is out to hack into his server running off of a dialup connection and a 200MHz processor.

2. Can't tell where the man ends and his boss begins!

This guy is so anal, we might as well call him Douche Bag Mikey.

Raging Phoenix

1. 1. The act of having sex with a girl strictly in the missionary position, cumming on her stomach, and then the next morning dousing her ..

Tar Babies

1. the dirt found in the creases of a young child's neck/throat after a good day at the playground grandma: don't forget to clea..

Rocklock

1. Rocklock is a term in Southrabonia to have sex with children (Pedophilia) Pete rocklocked 3 times yesterday. When Fritz rocklocked his..

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