Douche Bag Mikey

What is Douche Bag Mikey?

1. An overprotective man who thinks the world is out to hack into his server running off of a dialup connection and a 200MHz processor.

2. Can't tell where the man ends and his boss begins!

This guy is so anal, we might as well call him Douche Bag Mikey.

W.i.b

1. Pronounced "Wib". Acronym for Woman In Boots Although the plural would be "Women In Boots" one would say "WIB..

You Have Two Cows ...

1. The beginning scentence in a series of political and economic jokes. "You have two cows..." jokes began as a parody of typical..

Jackin It

1. Too pleasure one's self in a sexual way T: dude i was jackin it major last night! See wank, masturbate, ejaculate, jobby 2. Jac..

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