Douche Bag Mikey

What is Douche Bag Mikey?

1. An overprotective man who thinks the world is out to hack into his server running off of a dialup connection and a 200MHz processor.

2. Can't tell where the man ends and his boss begins!

This guy is so anal, we might as well call him Douche Bag Mikey.

Pedoshorts

1. Shorts worn by underage girls to attract adult male attention. Usually extremely tight, short (up the crack of the butt) or with words ..

W.o.w.

1. (verb) The act of rejecting your sorry sad life, and replacing it with an online computer game where you can be the hero you wouldn&apo..

Witness1: Dude Look! Fob Mob!

See fob, mob, staten, island, fresh of the boat Witness2: FOB MOB! See fob, mob, staten, island, fresh of the boat..

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