Douche Bag Mikey

What is Douche Bag Mikey?

1. An overprotective man who thinks the world is out to hack into his server running off of a dialup connection and a 200MHz processor.

2. Can't tell where the man ends and his boss begins!

This guy is so anal, we might as well call him Douche Bag Mikey.

Man-fatkins Diet

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Mexican Jiggalo

1. A guy who makes weird noises for no reason and claims he can take over Mexico. He disapears and reapears in creepy ways. Justin: Where&..

Brown Slapped

1. The act of being slapped so hard that it looks like chris brown slapped the hell outta you himself. Rhianna got Brown Slapped See chri..

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