Douche Bag Mikey

What is Douche Bag Mikey?

1. An overprotective man who thinks the world is out to hack into his server running off of a dialup connection and a 200MHz processor.

2. Can't tell where the man ends and his boss begins!

This guy is so anal, we might as well call him Douche Bag Mikey.

Face Rotch

1. Anyone with a face resembling a person named dominick. Damn that kid has a face rotch. See face, dominick, biggins, fatty..

W00t Pwned

1. w00t pwned: an expression used when a person has been pwned infront of an audience or a few people. Usually humiliating "Oh man di..

Jamaican Sand Turtle

1. When fucking some chick from behind on the beach grab the back of her head and shove it in the sand really hard dude we missed you agai..

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