Douche Bag Mikey

What is Douche Bag Mikey?

1. An overprotective man who thinks the world is out to hack into his server running off of a dialup connection and a 200MHz processor.

2. Can't tell where the man ends and his boss begins!

This guy is so anal, we might as well call him Douche Bag Mikey.

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