Douche Bag Mikey

What is Douche Bag Mikey?

1. An overprotective man who thinks the world is out to hack into his server running off of a dialup connection and a 200MHz processor.

2. Can't tell where the man ends and his boss begins!

This guy is so anal, we might as well call him Douche Bag Mikey.

Fup-o-meter

1. A device used to measure or detect the presence of fupon particles. The needle was buried on my fup-o-meter when I saw that chick'..

Jonus

1. a penis, especially in the pub OCL can buff my fuckin' jonus. See funny, weird, gross, the jonus..

Elevendy Hundred Million

1. Slightly bigger than a Billion I got like Elevendy Hundred Million things to do today. See Prong..

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