Douche Bag Mikey

What is Douche Bag Mikey?

1. An overprotective man who thinks the world is out to hack into his server running off of a dialup connection and a 200MHz processor.

2. Can't tell where the man ends and his boss begins!

This guy is so anal, we might as well call him Douche Bag Mikey.

Mexican Tea Kettle

1. To urinate into a persons tea kettle and allow that to steam off into the persons house. The Coinbird remembered to ingest alot of vita..

Self-bukkake

1. the act of accidentally squirting cum on one's own face Roberto was so excited during the hand job that he performed a self-bukkak..

Quimbie

1. From the root quim, quimbie is a girl who appears to possess a large piss clam as a result of to much meat plowing action. Look at her,..

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