Douche Bag Mikey

What is Douche Bag Mikey?

1. An overprotective man who thinks the world is out to hack into his server running off of a dialup connection and a 200MHz processor.

2. Can't tell where the man ends and his boss begins!

This guy is so anal, we might as well call him Douche Bag Mikey.

Canker-bloom

1. A dry bit of snot hanging down from someone's nose. You know the thing, you just can't take your eyes off it and you know you ..

Lame/10

1. Extremely lame, usually used on forums. -That movie was lame/10. What a crappy story. -That joke was lame/10. See lame, omg, wtf, bb..

Petus

1. Petus is a term for a full-grown male who has a penis so small it could be the penis of a fetus. "That guy showed me his penis in ..

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