Douche Bag Mikey

What is Douche Bag Mikey?

1. An overprotective man who thinks the world is out to hack into his server running off of a dialup connection and a 200MHz processor.

2. Can't tell where the man ends and his boss begins!

This guy is so anal, we might as well call him Douche Bag Mikey.

Quatrosexual

1. 1. Noun - One who is willing to do anything sexual for a quarter I'm so broke i'm willing to go quatrosexual See quatro, sex..

9 Mil

1. 9mm or gat or heat...gun that you just got yo assed capped by i just capped yo ass wit my 9 mil, bitch...

Tobie

1. An inferior cigar. One which is not well rolled. Instead of cuban cigars he expected he found he was presented with tobies instead See..

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