Douche Bag Mikey

What is Douche Bag Mikey?

1. An overprotective man who thinks the world is out to hack into his server running off of a dialup connection and a 200MHz processor.

2. Can't tell where the man ends and his boss begins!

This guy is so anal, we might as well call him Douche Bag Mikey.

Turtle Tailin

1. Like prarie doggin, it is when a turd is peeking out of your bunghole, like a turtle's tail coming out of its shell. "Dude, I..

Fake Smile

1. The kind of smile you give when you see someone you strongly dislike (i.e. a raging whore or someone's creepy boyfriend). Steph: H..

Unbefuckinglievafuckingable

1. Used to describe something that is fucking-fucking-unbelievable. John Mccain isn't George Bush!?!? Unbefuckinglievafuckingable! ..

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