Douche Bag Mikey

What is Douche Bag Mikey?

1. An overprotective man who thinks the world is out to hack into his server running off of a dialup connection and a 200MHz processor.

2. Can't tell where the man ends and his boss begins!

This guy is so anal, we might as well call him Douche Bag Mikey.

Jphone

1. The iPhone. AKA The Jesus Phone. Dude, I waited in line for 5 hours for the new jPhone! See cell phone, phone, iphone, apple, jesus, ..

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Yoinksies

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