Douche Bag Mikey

What is Douche Bag Mikey?

1. An overprotective man who thinks the world is out to hack into his server running off of a dialup connection and a 200MHz processor.

2. Can't tell where the man ends and his boss begins!

This guy is so anal, we might as well call him Douche Bag Mikey.

Teh Clawk

1. To have a person suck on your penis and spin her around and around like the hands of a clock. Gawd damb! I gave that chick Teh Clawk la..

Kneegrow Cowboy

1. Quite similar to the spanish ninja, this is an intense sexual position involving a man and another man and a dildo, the way it is perfor..

Coochie-pop

1. To bust a girl's vagina (usually a Virgin) with one's penis or other phallic-shaped objects. Mr. Johnson coochie-popped Nicol..

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