Douche Bag Mikey

What is Douche Bag Mikey?

1. An overprotective man who thinks the world is out to hack into his server running off of a dialup connection and a 200MHz processor.

2. Can't tell where the man ends and his boss begins!

This guy is so anal, we might as well call him Douche Bag Mikey.

Fake-tato

1. The powdered mashed potatoes you get in a box. I was running out of food so I decided to whip together my box of fake-tatoes for dinner..

Asshattedness

1. Being an Asshat about something see also asshat My boss has the same characteristics of an asshat - he displays asshattedness. See a..

Dodge Charger

1. The most beautiful car in the whole wide world. Sexy, hot, gorgeous. Fe since you love the Dodge Charger so much ... why don't y..

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