Douche Bag Mikey

What is Douche Bag Mikey?

1. An overprotective man who thinks the world is out to hack into his server running off of a dialup connection and a 200MHz processor.

2. Can't tell where the man ends and his boss begins!

This guy is so anal, we might as well call him Douche Bag Mikey.

Type O Hottie

1. A person who is universally hot. A person who appeals to everyone. Ooh Girl. Did you see that Type O Hottie over there? He is super fly..

Sploom

1. The frothy goo that squirts out from a vagina when a woman is excited. Every time Marsha sees Matt Damon on TV she splooms on her chair..

King Of The Mods

1. Vince Noir. Vince Noir- Howard, I think its gonna be all right! Howard Moon- What? Vince Noir- Look! Howard Moon - Mod Wolves? Vinc..

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