Douche Bag Mikey

What is Douche Bag Mikey?

1. An overprotective man who thinks the world is out to hack into his server running off of a dialup connection and a 200MHz processor.

2. Can't tell where the man ends and his boss begins!

This guy is so anal, we might as well call him Douche Bag Mikey.

Goldie Locks

1. A woman who digs bears. Bears turn my girlfriend on--but watching videos of overweight men with beards having sex doesn't really p..

Defcom

1. Corporate office: A term used by people who feel their work is more important than others as a way to massage their ego. Louis: "A..

Love Tumor

1. When you love someone a so much it cause them to grow a tumor and then leads to their slow painful death. Girl: I love you so much ::cu..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Douche Bag Mikey Edit Meaning