Douche Bag Mikey

What is Douche Bag Mikey?

1. An overprotective man who thinks the world is out to hack into his server running off of a dialup connection and a 200MHz processor.

2. Can't tell where the man ends and his boss begins!

This guy is so anal, we might as well call him Douche Bag Mikey.

Your Mom's Sweet Asshole

1. 1. The answer to any question, especially a stupid or inappropriate one. 2. What it is that I fucked last night. 1- Q: Hey, what time ..

Showering Like A Rape Victim

1. This is what you do after an alcohol induced hook-up with someone unattractive. Danny: Dude...I got with Pam last night Eric: PAM? Yo..

Banana Nutt Crunch

1. Verb-When a girlfriend, wife, or spouse is mad at their boyfriend, husband, etc. She begins to give him oral sex and stroke his testicle..

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