What is Douche Bagel?
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Like douche bag, but way better because of the extra "el," and also has the ability to accept condiments such as creme cheese.
You're such a douche bagel you should sell yourself at panera bread.
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synonym for douche bag; not necessarily used in a negative way.
"hey douche bagel, what's up?"
"that guy is a fucking douche bagel!"
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Totally worthless whore who annoys you to no end.
That bitch Candi wouldn't stop getting on my fucking nerves. What a gutterfuck!..
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A term used by computer illeterate idiots to refer to any kind of executable file that would typically be written in a plain text editor..
