Douche Bagel

What is Douche Bagel?

Like douche bag, but way better because of the extra "el," and also has the ability to accept condiments such as creme cheese.

You're such a douche bagel you should sell yourself at panera bread.

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synonym for douche bag; not necessarily used in a negative way.

"hey douche bagel, what's up?"

"that guy is a fucking douche bagel!"

See douche, douche bag, bagel, hello, limp dick

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