What is Douche Bagel?
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Like douche bag, but way better because of the extra "el," and also has the ability to accept condiments such as creme cheese.
You're such a douche bagel you should sell yourself at panera bread.
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synonym for douche bag; not necessarily used in a negative way.
"hey douche bagel, what's up?"
"that guy is a fucking douche bagel!"
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Originated by Yours Truly. Its a another way of saying "Good Bye."
All right, i'm out cos, later daze.
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