Douche Bagel

What is Douche Bagel?

Like douche bag, but way better because of the extra "el," and also has the ability to accept condiments such as creme cheese.

You're such a douche bagel you should sell yourself at panera bread.

See douche, douche bag, asshat, alligator fuckhouse, chilf

synonym for douche bag; not necessarily used in a negative way.

"hey douche bagel, what's up?"

"that guy is a fucking douche bagel!"

See douche, douche bag, bagel, hello, limp dick

Chuckin'

1. a great feeling of joy i get a bit of chuckin' when i wank See tosser, joy, happy, poo, bobness..

Sexness Scale

1. On a scale from 1-10,1 being the worst, 10 being the highest. How hot and good someone is during sexual intercourse. I've had that..

Yomes

1. the essence of the hood truly combined in the slang of yo and homie "wuhdup yomes?"..

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