What is Douche Bagel?
1.
Like douche bag, but way better because of the extra "el," and also has the ability to accept condiments such as creme cheese.
You're such a douche bagel you should sell yourself at panera bread.
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2.
synonym for douche bag; not necessarily used in a negative way.
"hey douche bagel, what's up?"
"that guy is a fucking douche bagel!"
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Someone kind of dull, dim, unimpressive, slightly south of mediocre
You know, Joe is kind of a thirty watt bulb, barely got into commun..
