What is Douche Bagel?
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Like douche bag, but way better because of the extra "el," and also has the ability to accept condiments such as creme cheese.
You're such a douche bagel you should sell yourself at panera bread.
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synonym for douche bag; not necessarily used in a negative way.
"hey douche bagel, what's up?"
"that guy is a fucking douche bagel!"
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Adj.
A combination of the words "impregnated" and "in cognito" devised by myself.
Literally: a woman who is prega..
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to vom on said persons vag
(in response to suck my left ball) VOM ON MY VAG ....AND LICK IT UP!..
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The hottest chick on the planet.
Renee..
