What is Douche Baggage?
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noun. The friends of friends that show up at parties and generally disregard the rules of the house making asses of themselves in the process. They are hard to get rid of for fear of offending your close friend that is friends with these people.
I'd invite Phil to the party but he always brings along his douche baggage.
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when someone uses queefs on their bagel instead of cream cheese or jam.
I had a delicious queef bagel this morning.
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