Douche Bagger Edit Meaning

1. The extremely unpleasant sensation caused by an eyelash lodged in your eye. While my hot, insatiable librarian lover was straddling me,..

1. When something is incredible and awesome it is EIN FAIR. Can be enhanced with "fucking" in the middle. "Ein fucking fair..

1. not having vaginal intercourse in order to maintain your technical virginity; you do "everything but", which includes the butt..