What is Douche Baggins?
1.
A compound noun that cleverly combines the niche phrase "douche bag" with the protagonist Hobbit family name from the popular mid-fifties fantasy-adventure series "The Lord of the Rings". There is no specific context of "Douche Baggins", though it could possibly be used in tandem with other terms of the same catagory also derived from characters in "The Lord of the Rings". Some examples may include, but are not limited to:
- Dildo Baggins
- Chodo Baggins
- Bilbo Faggins
- Gandalf the Gay
This phrase may also refer to a "Lord of the Rings" advocate who may be a
"Ted is such a fucking asshole. He wont shut the fuck up about how the movies didn't do everything right. If he were a character in the series, he'd be Douche Baggins, the mentally challenged hobbit that everyone pushes into the street laughs at because he's a
dick weed and his feet didn't turn hairy at puberty."
2.
A name/title usually reserved for one whose behavior is riddled with utter douchebaggery.
1)I was having a fine day at the store until Douche Baggins walked off with my cart and all the stuff in it.
2)Man, what a douche! If he were a hobbit he'd be Douche Baggins.
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3.
1.Derrogatory term used to insult a Lord of The Rings fanatic.
derived from the root terms "douche bag" (see Dumb Ass) and Frodo Baggins (a key character in the saga films).
Tony: "Hey Joe, wanna camp out for the new Lord of the Rings movie and read the novel while we wait?"
Joe: "You're such a Douche Baggins."
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