What is Douche Box?
1.
Similar to a douche bag, a box of douches
Man, John Tesh sure is a major douche box.
2.
A container or vessel where people, who are not worthy of oxygen (or are extreme douches), go to die.
People, namely Avery, who feel the need to critique/correct urban dictionary submissions. Thus, he would be a douche box.
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3.
a stupid person, a vulgar yet truthful term...a boxular object which a women douches in
yo man you stupid fuck don't fucking be a douche box...AWW SHIT...i just nailed my bitch and she needs a box to douche in
4.
A container or vessel where people, who are not worthy of oxygen (or are extreme douches), go to die.
People, namely Avery, who feel the need to critique/correct urban dictionary submissions. Thus, he would be a douche box.
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5.
Used to describe a person that is extremely annoying. Stronger term than douche bag.
You've just been upgraded to a douche box, because a bag can't hold all your douche.
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6.
When anyone over the age of 12 drinks a juice box
*Dave, a 40 year old man sips a juice box*
Jim: Man, hows the douche box?
Dave: *sip* Delicious.
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7.
(1) A car packed full with douche bags
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(2)A boxy vehicle such as a Honda Element or Scion xB.
(1) "Let's pass this douche box!"
(2) "I can't believe people actually drive those douche boxes. Everytime I see one I expect toast to pop up from the roof."
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