Douche Box

What is Douche Box?


1.

Similar to a douche bag, a box of douches

Man, John Tesh sure is a major douche box.

2.

A container or vessel where people, who are not worthy of oxygen (or are extreme douches), go to die.

People, namely Avery, who feel the need to critique/correct urban dictionary submissions. Thus, he would be a douche box.

See douche box, avery, douche, box, pussy, Red Forman

3.

a stupid person, a vulgar yet truthful term...a boxular object which a women douches in

yo man you stupid fuck don't fucking be a douche box...AWW SHIT...i just nailed my bitch and she needs a box to douche in

4.

A container or vessel where people, who are not worthy of oxygen (or are extreme douches), go to die.

People, namely Avery, who feel the need to critique/correct urban dictionary submissions. Thus, he would be a douche box.

See douche box, douche, box, idiot, retard, Red Forman

5.

Used to describe a person that is extremely annoying. Stronger term than douche bag.

You've just been upgraded to a douche box, because a bag can't hold all your douche.

See douche, douche box, douch, doche, jerk

6.

When anyone over the age of 12 drinks a juice box

*Dave, a 40 year old man sips a juice box*

Jim: Man, hows the douche box?

Dave: *sip* Delicious.

See juicebox, old, creeper, random

7.

(1) A car packed full with douche bags

or

(2)A boxy vehicle such as a Honda Element or Scion xB.

(1) "Let's pass this douche box!"

(2) "I can't believe people actually drive those douche boxes. Everytime I see one I expect toast to pop up from the roof."

See scion, element, toast, douche bag, douche box


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