Douche Brigade

What is Douche Brigade?


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A douche brigade has occurred when all of the following elements are present:

A. In a single mingling group, the male to female ratio is completly unbalanced with the males dominating; AND

B. Each male is trying to "out-do" all the the others in hopes of coercing the female to engage in sex acts with him; AND

C. None of the males realize what tools they are being.

I was talking to a lady when another male friend of mine comes and starts talking to her, then another, and another. Soon there were 6 including me, I realized I was amidst a douche brigade and I quickly stepped out of the circle. The males were like "white-on-rice" at the scent of a single female.

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