Douche Bump

What is Douche Bump?


A bump on the skin, normally on the skin at the back of the neck, that appears when you are surrounded by douche bags or when you encounter a particularly-huge douche bag.

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Whenever that douche bag Hansell is around, Tim gets a huge douche bump on the back of his neck.

See douche, douche bag, douche bumps, douchtastic


A sensation that one feels in the skin when you are surrounded by a room of douche bags or particularly douchy douchetastics. The sensation can usually be overcome by immediately removing yourself from the company of any douchebags.

Jimmy, duck so douchetastic doesn't see us over here and talk to us about his douche bag life. I'm trying to avoid another case of douche bumps.

See douche, douche bag, lifer, kmad


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