Douche Bumps

What is Douche Bumps?

The bumps you get from seeing a hair-raising douchebag. Usually brought on by the "douche chills."

Brrr. CDC, that dude gives me the douche bumps.

See douche, chills, goosebumps, douchebag, bumps

Hogarthian

1. Fat. He is Rotund, perhaps.. Hogarthian. See hog, hogarthian, rotund, fat..

Masturbatable

1. When a person is attractive enough for another person to be able to masturbate to them. "That girl/guy is maturbatable because the..

Scary Ball

1. the sun. "oh wow, it's 5:00 AM, here comes the scary ball. See sun, daytime, dark, nocturnal, ephedrine..

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