What is Douche Burglar?
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A collector of douche bags. One who dons a striped shirt and snatches many douche bags placing them into a larger douche-sack thereby making him a
douche-burglar.
"Man, did you see that douche burglar try to pick up your sister? Now every douche bag in town will think he has a chance."
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A piece of feces that is shaped like a grape and is a similar size. Similar to goat turds.
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