Douche Cake Edit Meaning

1.

One that is such a douche that if you put cake mix, eggs and batter, and mixed them together. Added a little douche, put it in the oven for 35 minutes. that person would come out of the oven.

Your such a douche cake

2.

An entity that is so full of the quintessential essence of a douche that if the following recipe were followed:

"Mix 1 part cake mix, 2 eggs, 2 parts and 70 parts douche. Put in the oven for 35 minutes at 500 degrees, stirring halfway."

The previously mentiones entity would be yeilded by the oven.

Rave is such a douche cake for shutting the server down for a stupid forum game.

3.

A combination of a fruit cake and douche bag.

That guy wearing the lime green/pink stripped pants is a complete douche cake!

DUDE! Quit being such a douche cake, with douche flavored frosting, and your douche creme filling!

See douche, bag, fruit, cake, loser, frosting, creme

4.

1. Another name for the "Dolce De Leche" caramel cheese cake from Burger King.

2. A derogatory term similar to douche bag. Although it can also be used in a more friendly way, as in when you are jokingly insulting your friends.

1. "I would like a whopper and a douche cake."

2. "You are such a douche cake."

See douche, douche bag, cake, idiot, burger king

5.

A more intense form of douche bag; imagine someone filling a cake pan with douche and then baking it, truly disgusting.

Only a douche cake would cheat with the best friend!

See douche, douche bag, douche baggery, asshole, doosh

6.

Often a replacement for salt cake. Douche cake is created in the flats of Lexington, NC. Made and strip mined by a self righteous midget and his family.

Why don't you get your sorry ass in the fields and mine my douche cake midget.

See douche, douch, cake, douchcake, choch