What is Douche Cake?
1.
One that is such a douche that if you put cake mix, eggs and batter, and mixed them together. Added a little douche, put it in the oven for 35 minutes. that person would come out of the oven.
Your such a douche cake
2.
An entity that is so full of the quintessential essence of a
"Mix 1 part cake mix, 2 eggs, 2 parts and 70 parts douche. Put in the oven for 35 minutes at 500 degrees, stirring halfway."
The previously mentiones entity would be yeilded by the oven.
Rave is such a douche cake for shutting the server down for a stupid forum game.
3.
A combination of a fruit cake and douche bag.
That guy wearing the lime green/pink stripped pants is a complete douche cake!
DUDE! Quit being such a douche cake, with douche flavored frosting, and your douche creme filling!
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4.
1. Another name for the "Dolce De Leche" caramel cheese cake from Burger King.
2. A derogatory term similar to douche bag. Although it can also be used in a more friendly way, as in when you are jokingly insulting your friends.
1. "I would like a whopper and a douche cake."
2. "You are such a douche cake."
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5.
A more intense form of douche bag; imagine someone filling a cake pan with douche and then baking it, truly disgusting.
Only a douche cake would cheat with the best friend!
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6.
Often a replacement for salt cake. Douche cake is created in the flats of Lexington, NC. Made and strip mined by a self righteous midget and his family.
Why don't you get your sorry ass in the fields and mine my douche cake midget.
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