What is Douche Canoe?
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Someone who exceedes the limits of being a normal douche or douche bag.
"Luke, you are such a douche canoe"
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Not just your run of the mill douche. A total douche! This douche will kill you with his non stop douche baggery. Avoid the douche Canoe at all costs.
Ryan Seacrest is a total douche canoe
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a giant group of assholes, generally flaming one person for posting something stupid on a forum. long after the thread should have died
well im glad to see this thread has turned into a douche canoe.
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The worst kid of douche imaginable.
This phrase originating in the small college town of Hanover, NH and has spread like wildfire due mostly to its fluid phonetics.
1. Is that douche canoe popping triple collars?
2. Yeah, that douche canoe bragged about blacking out last night when he'd only had 2 beers.
3. I fucking hate those douche canoes.
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A sport style motorcycle. Known as a sport bike or crotch rocket.
Some nozzle planted his douche canoe into an oak tree just off the main drag.
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When douche bags were created back in the 19th century, travelers would carry cargo fulls of this luxury. Eventually the Native Americans would start transporting these douche bags, canoes full, to the people of the United States. So the dirty vaginas of the 19th Century were be relieved by these shipments. These shipments became necessities to the "partners" of those filthy vaginas that the "partners" would be so relieved they would yell, "Hey look, its a DOUCHE CANOE!".
Person A: Man, I heard Calvin lost his job.
Person B: Really, what does he do now?
Person A: Still a Douche Canoer.
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a giant group of assholes, generally flaming one person for posting something stupid on a forum. long after the thread should have died.
the culmination of a group of douche rockets, possibly practicing douche rocketry.
well im glad to see this thread has turned into a douche canoe.
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