Douche Captain

What is Douche Captain?

One who so excels at being a douchebag, they have been appointed to a position of leadership among their douchebag crew.

"That guy doing the guido dance - total douche captain."

See douche, douchebag, douchebaggery, douchery, doosh

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Smattering

1. a variety, or a sampling I was given a smattering of stamps to choose from...

W.w.n.d

1. What Would Nirvana Do? The number one rule rock band Puddle of Mudd follows. Before putting together an album, rock band Puddle of Mud..

Bettsville

1. a small ass town smaller than my grandpa's penis. Woahhh.. you go to bettsville school? the one that's athletically challen..

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