Douche Captain

What is Douche Captain?

One who so excels at being a douchebag, they have been appointed to a position of leadership among their douchebag crew.

"That guy doing the guido dance - total douche captain."

See douche, douchebag, douchebaggery, douchery, doosh

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:(fap

1. when someone cannot type to save their life. I misspelling of LMFAO. Dude your a :(FAP you can't type. See fap, lol, lmfao, lmao..

Buckshot Shampoo

1. Kurt Cobain's and Ernest Hemingway's method of hair washing. No need to lather, rinse, or repeat. Courtney was none too happy..

Jaykub Floyd

1. one of a kind honest morals beautiful hair(so he thinks) hott body loves long talks on the phone with lindsay smart hott did i sa..

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