Douche Captain

What is Douche Captain?

One who so excels at being a douchebag, they have been appointed to a position of leadership among their douchebag crew.

"That guy doing the guido dance - total douche captain."

See douche, douchebag, douchebaggery, douchery, doosh

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It's Cos We're In Top Set

1. The reason why some people have less restricted access to certain things. How come you're allowed to do that? It's cos we&ap..

Kealan

1. An awesome name. Brave in battle in Gaelic. Kealan: Hi, I'm Kealan. Stranger: You da coolest man!!! See kealan, brave, battle, ..

Zombee

1. A zombee is your typical meathead douchebag: fat, out of shape, unemployed (or employed in a completely dead-end job), and dumb. Zombee..

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