Douche Captain

What is Douche Captain?

One who so excels at being a douchebag, they have been appointed to a position of leadership among their douchebag crew.

"That guy doing the guido dance - total douche captain."

See douche, douchebag, douchebaggery, douchery, doosh

100

Lazinate

1. When you hydrate yourself so well that your piss is clear, but out of laziness you do not flush the toilet. Leaving the seat up is opti..

Lomography

1. a type of art photography in which color is emphasized. Traditionally, cameras such as the Holga, Lomo, Colorsplash, and Supersampler ar..

Ugmug

1. another, more creative way to call someone ugly... "ug" from the word ugly and "mug" from what many people in w.o. N..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Douche Captain Edit Meaning