Douche Captain

What is Douche Captain?


1.

One who so excels at being a douchebag, they have been appointed to a position of leadership among their douchebag crew.

"That guy doing the guido dance - total douche captain."

See douche, douchebag, douchebaggery, douchery, doosh


100

Random Words:

1. (refl.) To undergo the gradual process of combined brain rot and power-tripping that changes Republican-nominated Supreme court justices..
1. Japanese guy with huge, bug eye glasses that makes music. Commonly known for his contributions to the psychadelic band, Deee-Lite.His mu..
1. I am the President of all Megahoes at Hoe Ltd. Santella is Vice President. The are alot of megahoes on THE board (i won't tell yo..