Douche Captain

What is Douche Captain?

One who so excels at being a douchebag, they have been appointed to a position of leadership among their douchebag crew.

"That guy doing the guido dance - total douche captain."

See douche, douchebag, douchebaggery, douchery, doosh

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Quaddouche

1. 1. (n.) One who is four times the douche of a regular douche. Sometimes a result by frequent contact with many Poo Dawgs or "poo da..

Japanese Profiteroles

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Gumpther

1. word used to express stupidity and or complete incoheritance. 1.) "Hey Jim, look at that gumpther" 2.) "God...you dont ..

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