Douche Captain

What is Douche Captain?

One who so excels at being a douchebag, they have been appointed to a position of leadership among their douchebag crew.

"That guy doing the guido dance - total douche captain."

See douche, douchebag, douchebaggery, douchery, doosh

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Zestways

1. 1. When cops come to break up a party everyone runs zestways. 2. When someone ses to be every where at once, they're goin zestways..

Glass Bottom Boat Ride

1. A sexual maneuver where one party wraps another party's face with seran wrap then proceedes to defecate upon that party's face..

Pyrophilia

1. one sexual abnormality in which you set fire to your house to get aroused sexually! fire... I bring you to burn. 2. the sexual arousa..

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