Douche Captain

What is Douche Captain?

One who so excels at being a douchebag, they have been appointed to a position of leadership among their douchebag crew.

"That guy doing the guido dance - total douche captain."

See douche, douchebag, douchebaggery, douchery, doosh

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Eye-skating

1. When you're reading a boring book out of duty, and your eye just slides over the words without engaging your brain.. 'I tried..

Run'in

1. When a woman spreads her legs and a man runs in. When his wife laid on the bed with her legs spread. The husband came in from the garag..

Red Pearl

1. When a guy nibbles on a girls clit until it starts bleeding. "Danny, give me a red pearl, i'm horny for a bloody orgasm!"..

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