Douche Captain

What is Douche Captain?

One who so excels at being a douchebag, they have been appointed to a position of leadership among their douchebag crew.

"That guy doing the guido dance - total douche captain."

See douche, douchebag, douchebaggery, douchery, doosh

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Tardonaut

1. Someone spectacularly retarded. As astronauts are the best of the best, selected for their excellence, taronauts are the peak of idiocy..

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1. The chances of being picked up by a spaceship if you get ejected into space within the 30 seconds you can survive according to The Hitch..

Karma Burner

1. an extremely bad day, when you pay for all the stuff you thought you got away with at once. Dude, my dog died, I got fired, my car got ..

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