Douche Captain

What is Douche Captain?

One who so excels at being a douchebag, they have been appointed to a position of leadership among their douchebag crew.

"That guy doing the guido dance - total douche captain."

See douche, douchebag, douchebaggery, douchery, doosh

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Cattin' It Up

1. Wearing the flashiest street clothes out to the bar and knowing that you will be surrounded by women. I saw this guy cattin' it up..

Facialized

1. when the male blows his huge load all over a girls face and she can't see, hear, or talk! man! i just facialized that bitch!..

I.d. Gas

1. i dont give a shit Bobby: Guess what!? I just go a promotion!!! Dave: I'm just gonna throw out my i.d. gas right now. Bobby: Wha..

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