Douche Cat

What is Douche Cat?

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A cat who is a complete douche. If you attempt to make nice with him he will scratch your balls off and run off into the wild, possibly to destroy nigger cats. The reason for his hatred probably stems from the sexual acts preformed on him by his owner.

Joe: Hello kitty! Mind if I pet you?

Douche Cat: Fuck you! *Then Douche Cat claws your balls off and runs away*

Joe: Douche Cat is a douche!

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