What is Douche Cat?
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A cat who is a complete douche. If you attempt to make nice with him he will scratch your balls off and run off into the wild, possibly to destroy nigger cats. The reason for his hatred probably stems from the sexual acts preformed on him by his owner.
Joe: Hello kitty! Mind if I pet you?
Douche Cat: Fuck you! *Then Douche Cat claws your balls off and runs away*
Joe: Douche Cat is a douche!
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adj. doofus
DOO/FAH/SIGH/ZING
The physical act of being a doofus.
Example 1:
Boss: "Stop doofusising you doofus and get back to..
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Pathetic, spiteful woman who shot Andy Warhol. The reason she did this was because Warhol refused to publish her play "Up Your Ass...
