Douche Convention

What is Douche Convention?

The mythical place where guys go to learn how to be douche bags and share tactics of douchebaggery.

"Hey that d-bag kid Austin isn't here today."

"He's probably at a douche convention"

See douche, douche bag, douchebaggery, d-bag, asshole, tool

Istall

1. When people are taking longer than usual in the bathroom because they are waiting for people playing with iPhone's in the stalls. ..

Marou

1. The state of having a very large penis usually in the 10"+ range They say only 5% pleasure, but thats probably because they arnt ..

Deseray

1. a ninja attack move used to blind pirate with STFU's STD's and SUV's. No pirate has survived this ninja attack move to da..

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