Douche Convention

What is Douche Convention?

The mythical place where guys go to learn how to be douche bags and share tactics of douchebaggery.

"Hey that d-bag kid Austin isn't here today."

"He's probably at a douche convention"

See douche, douche bag, douchebaggery, d-bag, asshole, tool

Velvet Sausage Wallet

1. A vagina. Man that chick had some good velvet sausage wallet. See vagina, sausage, wallet, velvet, cunt, pussy, snatch..

Fagsmith

1. 1. A homosexual person. 2. One who is associated in the manufacturing of cigarettes. "Shut up you fagsmith!"..

Fudgeberries

1. When you want to say the word "fuck" but can't. It literally refers to the dried dung balls that often cling to the anal ..

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