Douche Convention

What is Douche Convention?

The mythical place where guys go to learn how to be douche bags and share tactics of douchebaggery.

"Hey that d-bag kid Austin isn't here today."

"He's probably at a douche convention"

See douche, douche bag, douchebaggery, d-bag, asshole, tool

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