What is Douche Face?
1.
The characteristic face made by a
Though such a face is an intrinsic quality of ANY
"I was trying to look respectable, but Ian was totally making a douche face during the group photo!"
*Note* Visible examples are available on the appropriately named "hot girls with douche bags" website. (look it up).
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2.
1.adj.- insult used to imply someone who uses their face as a douche by "eating out" for sloppy seconds.
He's sucha douche face!
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3.
douche bag, but on the face.
In this case you are a douche face.