Douche Face

What is Douche Face?


1.

The characteristic face made by a douche bag who is trying to look 'tough.'

Though such a face is an intrinsic quality of ANY douche bag, it's most frequently manifest through accentuated or otherwise puffed-out lips and squinted eyes which may or may not be accompanied by a slight hiking-up of the shirt to show one's recently pumped-up six pack.

"I was trying to look respectable, but Ian was totally making a douche face during the group photo!"

*Note* Visible examples are available on the appropriately named "hot girls with douche bags" website. (look it up).

See douche, abs, face, bag, tough guy, obviously

2.

1.adj.- insult used to imply someone who uses their face as a douche by "eating out" for sloppy seconds.

He's sucha douche face!

See insult, sloppy seconds, eat out, gang bang, douche

3.

douche bag, but on the face.

In this case you are a douche face.


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