Douche Hammer Edit Meaning

1.

King of all douches. All other douches tremble in his presence.

Wow, look at that guy.. what a douche hammer.

See douche, hammer, dickhead, asshole, douche hammer

2.

A baseball bat. Specifically an older bat, kept behind the driver's seat for the sole purpose of beating the fuck out of cracker ass douchebag white boys.

Ey nigga, throw me the douche hammer, im bout to split this bitches shit-

See douche, hammer, fag, cracker, beating, white

3.

A person, who infact, hammers the douche.

Look at that douche hammer, he's been hammering the douche all weekend.