What is Douche Hammer?
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King of all douches. All other douches tremble in his presence.
Wow, look at that guy.. what a douche hammer.
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A baseball bat. Specifically an older bat, kept behind the driver's seat for the sole purpose of beating the fuck out of cracker ass douchebag white boys.
Ey nigga, throw me the douche hammer, im bout to split this bitches shit-
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A person, who infact, hammers the
Look at that douche hammer, he's been hammering the douche all weekend.
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the nickname given to a person, during masturbation, whos reproductive organ emits a sound similar to a blaring trumpet to display his s..
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A mixture of Viagra an water. Usually chugged by Gay Carl so that he can pleasure Elliot 24/7.
Wait a sec Elliott let me drink my Viagr..
